Monday, January 29, 2007

Seasons of a Southern Dream Forest


The depths of shadowed green caressed my wandering soul
which visited these forests while my dreams hungrily grazed upon
succulent leaves & shoots of hopes & fantasy.

My childhood built many a summer's treehouse/come fortress/
come castle among the eldest residents of this nightly
renewed community made whole once sleep rendered forth,
their immeasurable height seeming to reach in harvest of the stars.

Fall was a special season which dressed my forests yellow, orange,
red & pale gold in tie-dyed soft, crunching carpets made for leaf
diving; they felt especially wonderful on their irritating forays
down my shirt to tickle into unreachable regions. Winds cool &
refreshing swirled them about in endless patterns of hypnotic chaos;
their last parade before the silence of winter's breath stilled
them....

Heavy lay the freezing frosty quilt o'er limb, branch, trunk, ground.
When dreams visited during this season, loneliness was my companion.
The residents were snow-smothered, as well as my ever warm treehouse,
for I conveniently always dreamt a small, red-glowing potbelly stove
into it to warm my childhood hands when icy thoughts steered my
slumbering images to winter.

Spring, then summer would return the green of life eternal to my
dream forest; always my special forest which held me safe as a child,
which comforts me now as a man, which will be my Heaven when I
slumber forever....

Written by: Mark@underthesouthernskies

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Kiss My Grits


I was born and raised in South Carolina so bugs don't mess with me. However, my Yankee husband, Babe, starts fidgeting when the temperature gets over 65 degrees.

"Dang these mosquitoes. They're eating me alive!"

"Danged humidity will kill me if the mosquitoes don't get me first!"

"A nuclear warhead couldn't blast these sand gnats away!"

When he gets to the no-see'ums, I start packing and pouting and I stay like that all the way up to Pennsylvania.

Once there, we lug our stuff into our cabin, which is more often than not, when we discover there's no water. It's been a long drive and I'm so cranky that even the dog keeps her distance.

Babe is deliriously happy. He grins like the proverbial cat with canary feathers stuck in his teeth. "Don't you feel it? Huh? Don't you? No humidity!" Then he plops down in his recliner to spit-shine his nine iron.

I put fresh linens on the beds, cram the refrigerator with food and clean the toilet that flushes only when it wants to. By the time pale slashes of cool, mountain sunshine begin to garnish the inside of our cabin, I almost manage to smile.

Babe is on the phone setting up a golf foursome before I'm out of bed the next morning. Gulping breakfast like it's his last meal, he brushes past me with a wink and a pat on the butt, which does nothing to improve my mood.

"Ten o'clock tee time!" he quips before leaving me alone with pale slashes of sunshine, a paranoid cat and a temperamental toilet.

I am Southern to the bone and I feel like a foreigner in this place way too far above the Mason-Dixon Line. I so want to be back down South where I belong.

After several days of homesick sulking, I find no percentage in summer-long misery so I volunteer at the local nursing home where I'm allowed to read my Southern stories to the residents. As I read them aloud, I'm delighted at the smiles and chuckles on the wrinkled faces of my audience. Most of them appear charmed by my attempt at humor, with one exception.

Old Mrs. Beekabolly's dark eyes stare holes in me and I can't seem to figure her out. I know that for many years she was the town librarian so I get the feeling she's about to shush me as though we're all in the library. I even fear her attitude may be a North/South thing and that she holds me personally responsible for the Civil War. I try to ignore her and most of the time, I do.

Autumn comes early to Northwestern Pennsylvania and by mid-October, the fallen leaves resemble an Amish quilt. Faded bathing suits that once hung on the line all summer are brought inside and packed away for another year. The cool nights signal that the time has come to clean out the refrigerator and start packing.

I no longer hold out any hope that Mrs. Beekabolly will cotton to my jocularity. However, I save my most humorous piece to read on the last day, hoping at least that she wouldn't glare at me. After the reading is over, I'm warmed by the hearty applause from the little group of seniors I've come to know and learned to love over the summer. I hug each one of them and silently pray they'll still be around when I return.

They all leave and I'm preparing to go home when I sense a presence behind me. It's Mrs. Beekabolly and she's holding out a brown paper sack. Her spooky dark eyes bore once again into mine and I don't mind admitting that it's downright scary.

"I got something for you," she says without smiling. "Why, Mrs. Beekabolly! Aren't you sweet." I'm stunned.

"Open it," she commands.

I reach into the sack and see a five-pound bag of Jim Dandy Grits. "What on earth?" When I look up, I'm grinning like a chessie cat.

She glares back at me. No surprise there. "Its grits," she says as if I am stone stupid.

"But where did you get it? And why?" Everybody knows how much Yankees hate grits.

"My daughter bought those grits in Altoona. If you put 'em in the freezer, they'll be there when you come back next summer."

"Well, I declare. But why did you do this?" Her face softens and a gentle smile graces her heretofore tight lips. "I heard homesickness in your voice every time you read. I figure these frozen grits up here waiting on you might be a touchstone to bring you back."

I'd have bet the bank that old Mrs. Beekabolly was listing all the mistakes in my work. Instead, she was listening with her heart.

We look at each other for a long minute and something passes between us.

"Mrs. Beekabolly," I call as she is leaving. She turns to face me. "Thank you. I'll look forward to seeing you when I come back."

"Then you better write a bunch of new stories, Missy," she quips. "I might be old, but I've got a memory like Jumbo the Elephant and I don't like reruns."

A thin smile touches her lips, but I catch it and hold onto it as she strides out of my life for another year.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Written by: Cappy Hall Rearick

Cappy has two new ventures in writing going which are both monthly columns, along with working on two new books! The magazine that "Puttin' on the Gritz" will appear in is ELEGANT ISLAND LIVING and their website is: www.elegantislandliving.net. EIL is a newish magazine and their website may not be at full speed yet. The Charleston newspaper she writes for is called LOWCOUNTRY SUN. I don't believe there is a website for this paper, but if you're in Charleston, grab a copy and look for Cappy!

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The Fort

Ancient walls mortared with enslaved hands to guard southern shores
'gainst ships of the Realm hellbent on conquest and possession
sail'd from distant port to face her cannonfire and ultimate defeat
where was born "Damned the torpedoes, full speed ahead!"



This nation's dispute o'er hands which built her loudly resounded,
clashing brother 'gainst brother as American blood, both
Northern and Southern, tinted crimson the foam-lapp'd nearby shores.
The sea tasted salty tears of loss from both sides and she finally
welcomed that war's end....

Forgotten by all but sand and seabirds, she rang once again with
shouted orders and ready soldiers anticipating angry shells fired
seaward to fend off enemy ships both above and beneath the waves.
A few year's time saw her returned to sand and sea; shushing wave
and blowing winds the only sounds marching her empty corridors.

Now the old fort listens to wandering feet and awed children's whispers
'gainst weathered and shot-battered walls. Echoes of the past seem
not to fit in this peaceful place warmed by summer sun as this teller
savors day's end from Fort Morgan on Alabama's gulf coast.
Come visit this grand old Southern Lady.

Come fall in love with her as I did long ago....

Written by: Mark@underthesouthernskies

Whose Sweetheart are You?

It was like finally finding a precious rare book that I had searched for half my life. But when I finally had it in my hands and turned the pages, the words had been wiped out by some disaster. It was like losing my sight and only being able to see shadowy fragments of figures that I couldn't quite make out. It was like watching history fade before my eyes and finding myself powerless to stop it.



Her hands were gnarled like ancient tree roots spreading sideways on rocky ground. Her left hand in particular was frozen in a grimace.

"I used to climb all the ways up in them apple trees to pick 'em. Some said I was the fastest apple picker round these parts." She said in a moment of clarity.

She looked sadly at that frozen left hand.

"Don't reckon I could even hold an apple anymore."

I can easily see in the bone structure of her face the ghost of a ravishingly beautiful mountain woman in her prime. Her eyes, now watery, must have been a cornflower blue in her day. Now in her late 80's, she sits in her chair, close to the television so those eyes can make out what is on the screen. Mizz Kay-reen can't hear so good either any more.

She says when she speaks, she hears her speech inside the bones of her face. She doesn't exactly say that, but I know that's what she means. Her good hand reaches up to stroke the bony part of her cheekbone next to her ear.

She has chosen the memories and thoughts she lives with very carefully. You can tell that other things are lurking just under the surface. She alternates between thanking God for letting her be on this earth so long and then looking impossibly sad. She is the only one of her sixteen siblings still living. She chooses to forget they are dead.

Scott is with me and when she asks, he tells her who is gone. I want to pinch him and tell him not to. I want her to hang onto her fragile fantasy because it keeps that impossible sadness from her eyes. It is painful for me to see.

She starts to tell me how she and her husband, Otis, met. Somehow, a story that must have begun with a ride in a horse-drawn wagon ends up being about the day Otis died. The two tales are now entwined in her mind. And that seems to be a metaphor for their relationship. For Mizz Kay-reen, the fifty years of marriage passed in a moment. One second, she is a fourteen year old girl meeting the love of her life, and the next, she is taking that final car ride to the hospital with him clinging to life.

She tells me not to waste time. She seems to think that Scott and I are engaged. She has projected her own love for Otis onto Scott's and my friendship.

Her eyes twinkle at me for a moment and I glimpse the wry humor she once possessed.

"Well, you ain't no spring chicken!" she says to me. "But you look like you might be a nice fat fryer!"

I laugh. I know I'm fat and I'm okay with that. We all laugh.

"What was your name again?" She asks for the third time.

Scott coaxes her to sing a few bars of "Beulah Land". Her voice is the high fluting voice of a young girl, untouched by her age. Words, she cannot remember in speech, come effortlessly to her while singing.

I listen, entranced, and silently curse my lack of a usb digital recorder. Such a voice really should be archived before it is gone. I want other people to hear her. I desperately want this.

She talks again about how God has been so good to her to let her live so long. Then she almost tears up. Then stops. Then she smiles and says God was so good to give her Otis. He never hit her and was always kind to her. Otis has been gone 20 years.

Scott told me she sometimes sees Otis in the room and speaks to him.

She comes back time and time again to the same story fragment. It is where she seems to spend most of her time.

"Otis, he would come up to me and ask...like he didn't know me...'Whose Sweetheart are you?!"

She self-consciously strokes the age spots on her left cheek, and I realize they are in the shape of a kiss.

She smiles shyly and coyly, like a young girl.

"Why I'm your Sweetheart! I'm yours!"

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Written by: Rosie
Smokey Mountian Breakdown

Sunday, January 14, 2007

MY MOTHER’S ANNUAL FAMILY REUNION


Written by: Larry Hamby
larryhamby@mac.com


In the 1930’s and 1940’s my mother’s family: her mother, sisters and their families, her brothers and their families, and all the various aunts, uncles, cousins once, twice and thrice removed, and my brothers and me, all descendants of one Mary Savannah Reagin, the matriarch, my grandmother, met on the grounds of the little Rock Hill Baptist church in Lithonia, Georgia on the second Sunday in July.

The night before, some of the men of the family would dig a pit, fill it with hickory and burn it. When the wood settled down into coals, they would begin roasting a whole split pig, and sometimes a goat, basting them as they cooked with barbecue sauce.

Flanking the pits were two black iron wash pots filled with Brunswick Stew, the likes of which no one makes anymore, using squirrels and chickens. And of course, since most of the male cooks were Baptist, there was no drinking. Officially, anyway. But there was never any lack of volunteers to stay up all night and cook.

Sunday morning found plank tables on sawhorses meandering through the pine trees and literally hundreds of Mills’ and Reagan's and Blake’s and Ivey’s and who knew who else’s children (all originally from the Reagans, of course), adults and elders setting up casseroles, fried chicken, side dishes, desserts, salads. Once my mother brought a whole hand of bananas which disappeared almost immediately – many of the rural kids had never seen a banana before.

Then we all went to church (as many as could squeeze in the little building) after the service. Then we ate – we ate Brunswick Stew, Barbeque and everything else which we could stuff down while drinking lemonade from a sweating barrel. I remember the banana puddings – made from real boiled custard. No one then used store bought pudding mixes.

The hot afternoon we spent singing (dozing?) in the church and listening to the local gospel quartets.

Finally, when we could stand it no longer, we children were taken to a pond where we might catch a 2” fish.

So, when I hear someone say, “Singing all day and chicken n the ground,“ I remember what it was like to be a boy in a simpler rural world.

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Southern Fried Chicken

Colonel Sanders has done more to destroy Southern Fried Chicken than any other single person in history. But then, he comes from Kentucky, which was never a truly Southern state, so perhaps he might be forgiven. In any event, he and other restaurant operators have insured that almost everyone in this country of ours thinks that fried chicken is cooked in deep fat. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! It is time we recovered our culinary heritage and learned again how to fry a chicken.

Sadly, few people today will fry chicken properly. It takes too long and if you have never tasted good fried chicken you probably won’t be interested in preparing it properly. Believe me, it’s worth the effort.

Here’s what you do.

Start by going out in the back yard and killing a young fryer which you have raised and properly fed. OOOOPS! No one does that now, so go to a local farmer who takes proper care of his chickens, or a health food store and buy a properly fed young fryer.

Cut it up into fourteen pieces: two drumsticks, thighs, wings, breasts, backs and one each “pully-bone,” neck, liver and gizzard.

Shake it up in a brown paper bag in a mixture of flour and salt and pepper. Some say dip it in buttermilk first, or even marinate it overnight in buttermilk. I guess that’s all right, but not really necessary. If you do, salt the buttermilk.

Meantime in a large heavy iron frying pan, heat up the breakfast bacon grease leftovers, or lard (NEVER use vegetable oil!) or both so that you have no more than 1/4” melted fat. When it is good and hot, start browning the chicken pieces, all of which ought to fit in one pan (Some people will hold the liver out until later so as not to over cook it). Turn the pieces constantly until they are lightly browned. Then, cover the pan, turn the heat low and let the whole works cook for about 20-30 minutes.

Finally, take the over off, raise the heat and cook the chicken until it is crisp, turning it occasionally.

Remove the chicken to a platter, add some of the flour left over from shaking the chicken to the leftover grease and after it dissolves, add milk and cook until it is appropriately gravy. This is known as “cream gravy,” and unless you have homemade biscuits to go under it, don’t bother or you can save it for tomorrow’s breakfast with fresh biscuits.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Ambrosia through the ages!

I have received an email from Larry Hamby who stated that while he enjoyed my post of
"What the South Gave the World", I must have had some pretty bad Ambrosia in my time. He very nicely sent me a recipe that's been around for a while and he guarantees it's yummy.

Sadly, I can't find a good picture for this dessert! If you have one, send it my way!

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In the beginning, things were simple. Here is the recipe for Ambrosia from Mrs. S. R. Dull, magazine editor of the Atlanta Journal for many years. She self-published her cookbook, Southern Cooking, in 1928. This book became a classic and has been reprinted may times. Today, even a damaged first edition is worth about $100.

AMBROSIA

6 large oranges 3/4 cup sugar. More or less to suit
1 large cocoanut the taste

Remove the brown skin and put the cocoanut through the food chopper or grate. Remove the orange sections from the skin, being careful to remove all of the skin. Mix orange, cocoanut and sugar. Put in a cool place for one hour, and it is ready to serve.

To get the cocoanut out easy remove the milk and place in a hot oven until the shell is quite hot to the hand. With a hammer tap over the nut, then give a hard knock to crack the shell, which will break and come from the nut meat.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Newest Book Review.... Coming Soon!


Regnery Publishing House
www.regnery.com

"In the South, as in no other American region, people use language as it was surely meant to be employed; a lush, personal, emphatic, treasure of coins to be spent slowly and for value."
Time Magazine, September 1976

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

What the South Gave the World

I was reading some ole' magazine the other day and it had one of those A - Z lists that people make up. I decided we needed a list of Southern Goodness. So here ya go... feel free to add to it!

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This is my Ode to the South - a list of Southern-ness we so graciously decided to share with the rest of ya'll.

A - Ambrosia. A rather (to me) disgusting dessert product of jello, chunked fruit and some sort of whipped froth topping. Most Southerners love it. It tends to be the orange jello.

B - Billy Beer. Where else in the country can we get a President from a peanut farm who, as soon as he's President, has his ijit brother try to ride his coattails and make a beer that he names after himself. Sadly I was too young when it was out and I have no idea if it was any good or not.

C - Coke. That's right - straight from Atlanta thankyouverymuch. Find another place that can invent a nice refreshing drink with now illegal substances.

D - Determination. We are incredibly resiliant and determined people who on a daily basis still fight to overcome the effects of the "War of Northern Aggression". We have taught the rest of the world what is means to never accept "losing". :)

E - Empathy. We have the art of listening to another person go on and on with their problems until they're blue in the face from talking and our ears are bleeding. But we soldier through and keep that intent, sympethetic look on our faces the whole time.

F - Fried. Fried anything. We catch it, grow it, run over it, whatever........we'll fry it up and see how she tastes! I'm pretty sure we invented fried.

G - Gator Huntin. No need to go further with that.

H - Hospitality. We have invented the fine art of Hospitality. No where else can match it. We will cosset and entertain and comfort you until you are slapping us away screaming "Leave me alone!"

I - Ijit. A lovely word meaning Idiot. Most people outside the South haven't heard it a lot so you can say it easily in other parts of the country and people won't know you've insulted them.

J - Julip. As in Mint. As in a nice refreshing alcoholic beverage. Lovely.

K - Kudzu. Plant that ate the South. Grows only here, and in Japan. Okay, so maybe we haven't given it to the world, but they all see the pictures and are fascinated watching it eat cars, buildings and slow people.

L - Lard. I'm sure we invented that. It goes with the whole frying thing.

M - Monster trucks. Nothing better than a Monster Truck Ralley for good family times.

N - Nascar. Need I say more?

O - Okra. A very weird veggie that has a shape that sort of sets you back a bit, but cut it up and FRY it of course - yummy. Some like it boiled too, but it stays slimy inside and prefer to avoid that.

P - Plantations. Homes of such beauty that we fight to preserve them.

Q - Quesedillas. Oops. Wrong South. Never mind, I can't think of a Q.

R - Rotgut/Moonshine. Go up into our mountains. You can still buy it in a quart jar.

S - Sweet Potate Pie, Sweet Tea and Scarlett O'Hara.

T - Tipping. Cows that is.

U - Uncle Jimbo's Cheese Grits. Yummy! Never had grits? You're missing out!

V - Value of Friendship, Fellowship and Neighborliness. We got these down pat and we know how very important it is for the well being of the community. We also use the excellent term "vittles". Means food - any sort of food.

W - Watermelon wine - Yummy! I could also put wrestling here - but the Southern kind - "rasslin". (But that would be under R) Good stuff!

X - Xanax? I have no idea where it's made, but it seems like good stuff and it started with an X so there ya go.

Y - Yams, Yungins, "Yes Ma'ams, Yes Sir's, and of course.....................Ya'll! (I would like to point out here that I notice some people, most conspicously a magazine of that name, spell Ya'll, y'all. It goes with how ya say it. I have always said YA - all. Therefore I spell it that way. The others..... well, they're spelling it wrong. That's all I have to say on the matter.

Z - Zydeco Music. Very interesting Cajun music. Very fun to dance to!

Alright ya'll - A to Z on the South. I hope you enjoyed.

Thursday, January 4, 2007

Georgia Blogger Carnival

~~ UPDATE: Go HERE for Edition 1 of the Georgia Writers Carnival ~~

(Entries will be received for the next edition until Jan 18th.)
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I found out about this too late for entries... unless you're really quick ~ the deadline is today. But it's a blogger carnival for Georgia writers, and I know I have quite a few of those!

If you are a Georgia Blogger and are interested... go HERE. (www.mymindisongeorgia.blogspot.com is the main page)

If you aren't interested in submitting anything or aren't from Georgia, I'm sure that several blogsites that interest you may pop up there, so you should visit anyway!

Monday, January 1, 2007

Bringin' in the New Year, Southern Style

**Reprint from last New Year's Day! Thank you Sydney, for the article a second time around!**

Written by SydneyB
A Blog from the South


Being southern can mean many things, but the one image that comes immediately to my mind is that of hospitality which - at its core – means “large quantities of food served with tall glasses of sweet tea”! I don’t know this for certain, and suspect others would disagree, but I truly believe that southerners coined the phrase “comfort food”.

Every occasion, from weddings to funerals, would be incomplete without an abundance of food lovingly prepared by a multitude of southern cooks, and especially ringing in the New Year is no exception. Most southern ladies begin preparing for New Year’s Day - and I don’t mean the usual football treats like chips, pretzels, cheese and dip either as soon as the Christmas is over.

In my house (family) it has always been and I know will always be our New Year’s Day tradition to eat as many "black-eyed peas" and turnip greens as possible, along with hot cornbread and pork chops. You see the more peas you eat, the more money you come into durig the new year. You would have to live in the south to understand just how important that is, and how easy it is for our grocery shelves to be emptied of bags of dried black-eyed peas between Christmas and New Year’s Day. Any southern cook will tell you that not having black-eyed peas New Year’s Day is a disaster of gigantic proportions.

Growing up, I cannot remember a New Year’s Day that my mother did not fix black-eyed peas, turnip greens, pork chops and corn bread. I am quite confident that there was not one. Not wishing to bring ill-fortune, on my family, I have most certainly carried on the tradition including not doing ANY laundry on New Year's Day or you would "wash someone out of the family". Don't even think about it!

There is no secret to cooking black-eyed peas, I simply follow the directions on the bag – removing any debris and rinsing the peas until the water is clean. The peas are soaked over night in salt water, and that water is discarded the next day. The soaked peas are covered with fresh water and then simmered in a large pot on the stove with slabs of hog jowl, onion, garlic, salt and pepper until they are just right. We just eat ours in a bowl - like a thick soup or stew. My husband likes to eat his peas spooned over his cornbread.

Greens are a staple in southern gardens and kitchen pantries. Greens boil down to practically nothing, it takes "a mess" (Southernese for “a lot”) of them to cook enough for everyone. I usually cook them with only the water that clings to the leaves after washing them, and it takes just a few minutes for them to be tender and ready to serve. I’m not as fond of greens as my husband is, but my grandmother added just a pinch of sugar to her greens while they were cooking to remove the bitterness. My husband loves to eat his greens sprinkled with a few drops of hot pepper sauce. I like a little vinegar on mine with salt.

The scent of cornbread baking in the oven brings a delightful balance to the pungent, and sometimes less appealing, aroma of simmering black-eyed peas and turnip greens. Cornbread is baked in a well-seasoned, large cast-iron skillet, using my mom's recipe. Hot cornbread right from the oven is sliced like pie and served with large slabs of butter. My mouth is watering already! My husband makes better cornbread than I do. I don't know why that is.

There is nothing about the food we eat in the South on New Year’s Day that is compatible with my normal eating habits, but I think I’d rather give up my Harley than to break with this time-honored tradition!

What about you? Does your family have a New Year's tradition?