Shindig, Shivaree and Hellfortootin’
Honeymoon Time
Tom Sheehan
Me and Ivaloo were honeymoonin’, and I’m Everett Musdane, along with
some of our celebratin’ friends at a mountain motor court, on a grand flat spot
in the Ozarks, being Lorded over by the midnight stars across the sky like bright
sand pebbles flung out of a huge bucket. The small cabins, all with porches out
front and parkin’ spaces out back, were arranged in a circle around a fireplace
in a grassy court and celebratin’ area, with only one entrance to the grassy
court for the owner’s vehicle for service stuff. The owner was Slim Slocum and
the place was called Slocum’s Cozy Cabins and he one-time pitched for that St.
Louie team.
Ivaloo was the one and main beauty in my life full of knockdowns and
drag-outs of all kinds ‘til I tempered down and slowed the speed of some
emotions, but not all of them, you can bet.
Anyway, I was asleep and dreamin’ away, and thinkin’ of them stars
punchin’ down at me bein’’ so little up there and me down here. And part of my
dream came right back to Ivaloo and all her goodly possessions, and I started
shakin’ and shiverin‘ all over, and Ivaloo shook me awake and said, “Everett, what
was happenin’ to you? You were shakin’ like clothes hung out on the line?”
And I told her the truth, “Here I was dreamin’ you were lyin’ right on
top of me and I wake up and it’s all true and there you are with your head on
my chest. That’s powerful frightful stuff.”
And my beauty Ivaloo, cool as all get-out, said, “I can feel your heart
beatin’.”
So right off, so not as to skip a beat, I said, “Can you feel anythin’
else?”
And Ivaloo comes right back and says, and I can almost see that huge
smile on her face, “I already had some of that.”
I tell you, fact straight out of the book, we start to laugh and laugh,
and it gets real loud and real laughter you might dream you can have sometimes,
and it don’t stop none, includin’ the bellyachin’ and in one big session of
laughter and glee poundin’ at us ‘cause we’re so happy, it rolls right out the
open cabin door and goes sideways onto a couple of other cabin porches and
busts right across that grassy court to where good friend Fleet Scott is
sleepin’ in his own hammock he hung on the porch ‘cause he’s one of those guys
who says when he’s with his woman he Lords over things but when he gets out
under the stars he knows he gets Lorded over by no small margin. His place best
in the world most times is out fishin’ and trappin’ and huntin’ and gettin’
Lorded over for a change, as he does find balance in all things, as he might
say now and then.
And laughter is now comin’ from other cabins, and it begins to wind
uphill and it’s a heavy, loud midnight under midnight stars and all that
Lordin’ comin’ down on us and from inside of us in those little cabins, except
for Fleet Scott of course, and in the middle of the contagion that’s nothin’
but laughin’ so sides ache themselves, I hear Fleet Scott say, “I can’t stand
no more of this, so I best get the fiddle out and join in in my own way,” and
that fiddle must have been layin’ right beside him because it’s not but a
spittin’ second and that bow of his found the first wire it looked for and a
note came loose of it like heaven was comin’ down too, and then another note
and laughin’ still escapin’ other cabins like everybody’s joined up like they
enlisted in it and another voice, I think Pete Stigger’s, says, “I got my
guitar right here, “ and we hear him slap the box of that thing and the wires
start jumpin’ for his fingers, and another voice says, “Wait up on me 'til I
fetch my harmonicky,” and he starts mouthin’ that sweet little thing so it’s
dancin’ too and one gent whose voice I didn’t recognize says, “Hell, I got a
jug of Grade A Goodness from Jodie’s still right here and I’m donatin’ it to
the party, and another cabin has a voice that says, “I got a cooler full of
beer I was savin’ for a special occasion and guess this damned well is a
special occasion,” and we hear the cooler bump on the porch steps and it’s on
its way onto the grassy court where things are already gettin’ up to real speed
and just about everybody is out of their cabins, meanin’ most of the women
folks ain’t been able to dress their best and say, “So what the heck,” and
they’re there like they can’t wait for some more fun, and the dancin’ begins
all barefoot on that cool midnight grass with the stars sayin’, “Lordy, whats
goin’ on down there?” some women plain open like they’ve never been in a group,
like I mean with feelin’s and clothes and bein’ so skimpy dressed but Lordin’
takin’ place.
And it goes on for a few hours ‘til Slocum the owner comes in and says,
“I can’t stay away anymore ‘cause you folks are havin’ more fun than I seen in
a hundred years, and I got a keg in my pick-up and I’ll bring it right in,” and
he watches some of the women dance their new way of bein’ loosened up and then
he goes off and drives the pick-up in there and the keg goes alive and we party
and dance and sing and hear music the likes of never and it goes on 'til 5 in
the mornin’ and Slocum falls asleep in the bed of his truck, and then Fleet
Scott, born smart as the whip itself, says, “Everett, would you tell us again
how you and Ivaloo got to laughin’ and get all us out here for the party of our
lifes, as it will be mighty well appreciative,” and I tell them all over, and
tell them what Ivaloo said, “I already had some of that,” and right then, like
Fleet Scott had planned it all, there swooped down on our party a silence like
the whole world was stood still, and hands reach for other hands and pairs go
off to their cabins and the stars are fading already, and the party’s over, or
so it seems, but that silence don’t last long and there comes a whole bit of
roarin’ and yellin’ to the Lord and celebratin’ from them small cabins that
can’t keep no secrets at all, and then the silence comes back like it was bein’
missed and everybody sleeps 'til about 10 in the mornin’ and checkout time is
11 o’clock, and Slocum wakes up and says, “I only got two couples comin’ in
today so we’ll have to share up somehow,” and already the next session of the
party has sprouted wings right up here in this grand flat spot in the
honeymoonin’ Ozarks.