Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Our Sisters of the Ostentatious

It was the fall of 1992, and Right Said Fred was getting far "too sexy for his shirt". In an attempt to outdo even Fred, these three sisters helped keep florists' registers ringing and boyfriends scrambling for an advance on their meager allowances.

Each sister had the appropriately sized mum befitting birth status and thus preventing WWIII in their humble domicile and shared bedrooms; for it would never do to have Elder Sister sport a less than triple-decker, over-the-shoulder, mum harness complete with: count 'em - not one, nay two, but THREE stuffed mascot bears!

*This photo is submitted by the Mother Superior of the Sisters of the Ostentatious with their blessings and hopes of preventing shoulder pain, wrenched necks and silly historical preservation of campy high school d'objets d'art for young women all over Texas (not to mention the salvation of young mens' wallets and sense of male pride).